I have lost my keys. I don't lose my keys. Some people who shall remain nameless *koff* (K) *koff* lose their keys all the time; If I had seen them, I could find them. I don't lose 'em, but I have, this time. I was loading the car for the drive to KY. Took a load out, came back and realized I had closed the door (which locks automatically) and didn't have the keys in my hand. Well, no problem I thought. (Actually I was nowhere near that polite.) I remember dropping them in my purse. I'll borrow keys' from the rental office to get back in and I'll be good to go. So I did, but no keys. I have taken everything out of my purse three times now and the keys still aren't in it. I have looked every place I can remember going-- hell, every place I can imagine having gone, and some I'm sure I didn't visit-- but no joy. I have half-cleaned off the table where my purse is sitting. I even opened the car and looked at the stuff I carried out, thinking maybe I dropped them in one of the bags. I have no idea what to do now. I have found my spare car key, so I guess I could go on to KY with the spares. But where the hell are my keys?