slammin' on Orlando

From the NYT review of POTC:DMC-- "Mr. Bloom, as is his custom, leaps about, trying to overcome his incurable blandness, and is upstaged by special effects, musical cues, octopus tentacles and pieces of wood."

And one of the answers from today's ljdq "I got as far as 'Caribbean', and... suddenly I'm craving rum. And Johnny Depp. But not Orlando Bloom, as I'm not a lesbian."

Wow-- seems like people are picking on the poor guy lately. I hope he's stashing it away while he can. (Riiiiight. Like not being and actor and being too pretty are going to hinder his career. Ha.)