Have you stopped beating your wife?

[luciab]

The questions on the survey/questionnaire for employment at Michaels were mildly amusing, in a twisted sort of way. There were a number of questions like "I have had problems with absences in the past but that is no longer a problem," with a scale of answers from "totally agree" to "totally disagree." Ummmm.... okay, whioh of those questions am I supposed to answer? How about, "I have had a problem with absences in the past and it's still a problem?" Or "It's no problem for ME, big guy. You'll just have to deal." One can only assume that they have a big psychology firm somewhere which can decode the answers.

I guess I'm overthinking this. Heh.

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[idonealuv.livejournal.com]

See, I love questionnaires like that. Truth becomes subjective. They have given me the opportunity to tailor my truth and theirs together to meet in a very democratic and blended way. A very Zen exercise, really.

Are you buying this? lol